Sorry For Driving So Close In Front Car Decal
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I don't really like smug car decals like this because I think anyone who needs to be sorry for driving sooo close in front of me should be plucked from the road and tossed into a tar pit by the hand of God. However, I accept that most minivan and VW Vanagon drivers out there are never in a hurry because their only jobs are hauling gaggles of children around town or picking up their weed supply for the week, so maybe the most self-righteous amongst them would like to give every turbo and Dodge Ram on their ass an apology for driving sooo close in front of them.
If so, the white vinyl decal measures 7" x 2.7" and promises to last a holier-than-thou lifetime.
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