Scented Croissant Stress Toy
I don't know if a memory foamy croissant that emits the scent of mankind's greatest pastry when you squeeze it is so much a stress reliever as it is a stress creator. Holidays got you frazzled with the shopping frenzy, family in from out of town, and the end-of-year push at work? Here, channel some of that malaise into this squishy scented croissant. And when its wafts of fresh baked bread layered with pat upon pat of butter hit you, relieve even more stress by buying yourself a dozen real croissants, and eating them all in one sitting.
Then add gaining 20 pounds to your list of problems.