Rubber Band Shooting Pen
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Shooting rubber bands, using pens to shoot rubber bands, using pen springs to shoot the ink inserts of pens themselves at mineral fiber ceiling tiles in hopes of getting one to stick...it's a generalized concept as old as time. The Rubber Bandit simply combines all favorite forms of potentially putting someone's eye out into a discreet click pen.
Rubber Bandits eradicate the boredom and discomfort typically associated with academic lectures, marathon study sessions, and first dates during which one party topic hops from the Bible to a black face parade in Amsterdam to how Michael Douglas believes he got throat cancer from administering cunnilingus. The pen's packaging even doubles as a target!
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