Baby Up In This B*tch Car Decal
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Step back, son, and give this minivan a wide berth. Because the soccer mom driving it: 1) is a terrible speed-up-slow-down-please-just-pick-a-lane driver; 2) keeps yelling at her 8-year-old to put the lid back on his go cup; 3) is trying to ask Siri how to get blue-raspberry slushee out of vehicle upholstery; and 4) has a baby up in that bitch.
If you have a baby on board, but are more of the mindset that you have a baby up in this bitch, or you just want to communicate to other drivers in a less stuck-up way that you are being extra cautious on the road on account of your shiny new offspring, here's the decal that will help you do it. "Baby Up in This Bitch" is die cut from material intended to last 6+ years with exterior application. It measures approximately 6" x 6".
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