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Bleeding Hand Candle

By: on October 09, 2013
  • Bleeding Hand Candle
  • Bleeding Hand Candle
  • Bleeding Hand Candle
Discontinued

Poor Thing. Someone lit him on fire and in the absence of a mouth, or thumb and forefinger that can reach the top of his wrist, it looks like he's doomed to burn. If you give him a few minutes I hear blood will start running down his sides.

Johnny B. Wilde casts his macabre candles from real hands, which is why all of their wrinkles, veins, and callouses appear beneath the wicks. Adding to our sadistic viewing pleasure: as the candles burn Wilde says the red wax comprising their interiors will melt and bleed out in oozy streams. I don't see any photographic evidence of this though, so I'm not sure if it actually happens or is just some sort of sleight of hand candle.

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Nuada Hand Strength Enhancing Glove

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Rekindle Regenerating Candlestick

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T-Rex Hatching Dinosaur Egg Candle

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Melting Bloody Hand Candle

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Now here's a bloody handy gift for Halloween. Bryan Lawrence makes these terrifically creepy candles, you guessed it, by hand, using flesh-colored wax for the outer layers of their fingers and palms, and blood-red on...

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Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle

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This is an Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle. If you've seen stranger things - say, Taxidermy Animal Drones or Edible Anus Chocolates - it probably won't bother you. And if you've seen Stranger Things, you'll probably love it....

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WTF Prank Candles

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WTF does using the term "WTF" in reference to a candle mean? In a nutshell: "Mmmm, this smells incredible! Just like the apple pie my grandma used to make with the shortbread crust and the....gaaaaasssspppp!. W...T...F...is...

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Bat Levitating Mouse

Bat, a levitating wireless computer mouse, is currently in the research and testing phases for use in preventing and treating carpal tunnel syndrome, a median nerve dysfunction to which many mouse manipulators are susceptible....

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Freetoo Outdoor Gloves

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Men, what can you do with Freetoo's outdoor gloves? An Amazon reviewer says, "I threw several heavy punches at a tree in my yard. And no it didn't feel good on my hand but it didn't damage it at all. If you punch someone...

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Diamond Ring Candles

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Diamond Candles makes candles (duh) with embedded diamonds (du...really?) Each candle is guaranteed to contain a sparkly ring for its burner to discover as the wax diminishes. Granted, they're not all diamonds, and they're...

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Earwax Candle Kit

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Heatbuff Keyboard Hand Warmer

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Sixth Finger Ring

Whooooo wants a FINGERring? Come on, ladies, don't be shy. If you've ever felt like something was missing from your life, here's the perfect opportunity to find out whether or not that something is a 6th finger....