12-Foot Inflatable Animated Spider

Posted: September 17, 2013
12 Foot Inflatable Animated Spider

I don't know if I should be more afraid that this 12-foot-tall inflatable spider will bite me or force me to listen to it sing Broadway showtunes. It looks like Elvira mixed with Ursula the sea witch mixed with one of the crap pumpkin faces I can carve with my drawing skills of a 4-year-old. Ooh, but it moves. And not just when a big gust of wind sweeps through to knock it over. The spider's head, all 30 inches of it, swivels 60 degrees back and forth, searing its LED-lit eyes into those of any child or mailman who dares make contact. Eyes also segue between colors "devilish red" and "supernatural green."

Twelve-foot inflatable spiders inflate to 12 feet with the assistance of an included 4W air blower, which fills the front yard installation to full height in fewer than 5 minutes. A set of 4 stakes and tethers keep the arthropod fixed to the ground. To keep the neighborhood children from stealing or popping him, I suggest appending a "venomous sac" in the form of a Burglar Blaster to the spider's belly. Happy Halloween, you little delinquents!

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