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Vibrating Bicycle Seat

By: on July 26, 2013
$43
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A heads up to politicians and city planners: stop wasting your money on bike lanes, tax incentives, and PSA campaigns. All you need do to persuade your constituents to trade in cars for bicycles on their morning commute is start handing out vibrating bike seats. Even if only half the population finds them...sensational...I'd imagine the other half would skinsuit up and joyride along just to be...along for the joyride.

Ladies, they say you always feel better after exercising, and it pretty much goes without saying that you always feel better after very low trunk rapid muscle spasming, so an O while pedaling? Gotta be almost as delightful as an O while yawning. A vibrating bike seat just might be the key to true contentment in your life. And if you're already content, why not aim higher? Sit down, buzz it up, and go for perpetual ecstasy.

Just, uh, be sure to keep your eyes open.

Vibrating bike seats contain EVA padding and a nylon outer cover. Stimulatory elements are built into the seat, with switching mechanisms contained in a "vibe control pocket."

According to SexShop 360, these seats bring pleasurable stimulation to both men and women, so I also found and included the above photo of a guy who looks like he might be using one.

Muchas danke to Gizmodo.

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Luxury Mile High Club Experience

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Bimek SLV - The Sperm Switch (NSFW)

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