Jason Voorhees USB Flash Drive
Your data is important. If all of those naughty videos someone fall into the wrong hands, your dreams and aspirations could quickly turn into nightmares. What better way to protect them than with the hockey mask wearing, machete wielding lunatic from Friday The 13th? This is a handmade 4GB drive that preys on naked coeds in lake house cabins.
Hey, it's Friday the 13th. This is relevant!