I want to know, you want to know, so we may as well just ask: does the electric head massager give good head? And if so, how good? What kind of good? Does it just find its grip and squeeze, or is there some steady, calculated movement thrown in there too?
Well, according to its
pimp seller, the "massage hamlet" aims to replicate real human hands with a combination of air at pressure points, controlled vibration, and a side of heat. The head massager has 4 different programs for relaxation and pain relief: deep massage; vibration; heat only; and music. Use one at a time, or any mashup of all 4.
The helmet has an adjustable diameter for various head sizes, and includes a remote control for cycling through massage functions.