Gadgets

Scanmarker Air Digital Highlighter & Reader

$129 from Amazon »

The Scanmarker Air is a handheld - well, really 3-fingered-held - wireless scanner used just like you would a highlighter to transfer text to your computer or smartphone as you slide the pen across a hard copy. The OCR...

Hapbee - On-Command Feelings Wearable

$349 - $379 from Hapbee »

On-command feelings. Hapbee is a wearable head or neck band that says it will let you control whether you feel calm, alert, focused, relaxed, or sleepy. Sounds great, huh? And would that it were true. Or rather, would...

Baketan Reiseki Ghost Detector

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I ain't 'fraid of no...aaahhh! My Baketan Reiseki Japanese ghost detector just lit up all red! That means evil spirit. That means I need my proton pack and my ghost trap, but all I've got on hand is my ghost stone and...

Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)

$149.99 from Mystery Vibe »

Mystery Vibes' Tenuto is the sexy toy company's first wearable vibrator for men, and the next in what appears to be a growing market. Though nowhere near as prevalent as vibrators for ladies, male vibrators just keep...

Atmos Air-Purifying Face Mask

$350 from Ao Air »

Ao Air hopes their forthcoming Atmos face mask will be - oh yeah - a breath of fresh air amidst a market of otherwise constricting, uncomfortable, and butt ugly wearable air purifiers. In addition to "a more human experience"...

Zipogage - Zipper Pull Digital Thermometer

$18.49 from Amazon »

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Let me check my Zipogage zipper pull digital thermometer. Oh, will you look at that, 68 degrees. Once again, it's me...

Hidden Camera Water Bottle

$29.40 - $30.63 from Amazon »

Not a whole lot of good can come of any everyday item fitted with a hidden camera, but a hidden camera in a water bottle? Gee, I wonder where people are going to set that up. Probably not in the side pocket of their backpack...

Scribit Write & Erase Robot

$499 from Scribit »

Great! Now robots are taking over kids' jobs of drawing on the walls! The Scribit is a writing robot - writing and erasing, actually - you can program to create interactive artwork or present information on your whiteboard...

Tablet-Sized Light Therapy Lamp

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This tablet-sized light therapy lamp is here to turn your winter frown upside down. While many studies indicate extended screen time is harmful to our bodies and mind, this "screen" emits up to 12,000 lux of sunlight-simulating...

Somnox Sleep Robot - Stress Reliever & Sleep Aid

$599.99 from Amazon »

The Somnox Sleep Robot is the grown ass man's and woman's teddy bear. The stress reliever and sleep aid is ergonomically designed as a cuddle-friendly peanut, but also does much more than bring comfort through its plush...

Netgear Home WiFi Range Extender

$34.58 from Amazon »

Netgear's EX3700 home WiFi range extender isn't the sexiest gift you could wrap up and put under the tree this year. But if your intended recipient has crappy, stunted WiFi, and up to 1,000 square feet of space in need...

Skiary SK-3 Smartphone Dermatoscope

Discontinued

Find your own melanomas and get up close & personal with moles and the zit-popping experience using this Skiary SK-3 Smartphone Dermatoscope! It's like a microscope for the skin that also provides polarized and UV lighting...

Mighty Bright Page Magnifier

$9.59 from Amazon »

Too proud to wear reading glasses? Or no, no, I know. It's not that you need readers, it's just that they made the print in this damn magazine / book / newspaper / crossword puzzle too small. No normal-sighted person...

Philips Somneo Connected Sleep & Wake-up Light

$169.95 from Amazon »

Philips calls their Somneo Connected "the wake-up light designed to help you sleep." More than just a sunrise-simulating alarm clock, this light therapy lamp has built-in sensors to measure the temperature, noise, light...

Boston Dynamics Spot Robot Dog

Boston Dynamics, breeders of Spot the robotic dog, have announced the commercial launch of their versatile, nimble, and sorta scary headless wonder. In other words, you can now contact the Boston Dynamics sales department...

Qi Wireless Charging Table with 360 Bluetooth Speaker

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Seems like the only time anyone puts their phone down is to charge it*, so wouldn't it be nice if the simple act of setting it on the table got the battery juices flowing, no further action required? Oh hey, a Qi wireless...

3Doodler Create+ Leather Edition

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The 3Doodler 3D printing pen sees some refinement in both aesthetics and function with WobbleWorks' new 3Doodler Create+ Leather limited edition. More subtle and professional looking than the other pens in the company's...

WeWALK Smart Cane Attachment

$499 from WeWALK »

While the WeWALK sure isn't as cute, furry, and lovable as a seeing eye dog, this smart cane attachment for the blind and visually impaired can provide some of the same benefits. And, fine, with ultrasonic sensors and...

PEGASI 2 - SAD Light Therapy Glasses

$198.99 from Amazon »

The last day of summer is a sad day for everyone, but for some, that transition into fall, and then the gloom of winter, is even sadder. SAD sadder. PEGASI's second edition Smart Light Therapy Glasses endeavor to help...

Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl

Snap, Crackle, Pop become SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! in Dominic Wilcox's Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl. Wilcox developed the high-decibel dish in response to a challenge from Kellogg's several years ago. The asked him...

Langogo Pocket AI Translator with Global WiFi Hotspot

$299 from Amazon »

Langogo is a handheld instant two-way translator for travels and Tinder dates where you know you're going to hit a language and communication barrier*. Langogo provides translation across 105 languages, including against...

G2T Electric Scarf Neck Cooler & Warmer

$118.95 - $149.99 from Amazon »

Melting in the scorching heat of summer? The G2T Electric Scarf is your wearable air conditioner, able to pump out a swirling breeze up to 27 degrees F lower than the ambient temperature. Nevermind that it looks like...

Sonny Portable Bidet

$98 - $125 from Sonny »

Butt showers to go! Sonny is a portable bidet, a wand that slips in your pack or purse to deliver that cleansing, hygienic, waste-free spray of water to crotches, cheeks, and sphincters using unequipped toilets. Or popping...

WT2 Plus Translation Earphones

$229.99 from Amazon »

WT2 Plus Translation Earphones are language translators made for anyone who gets stuck in a perpetual state of confusion and WTF (what the foreign language?!) when trying to communicate while traveling, or when spending...