World's Best Cookie Dunking Cup

By: on March 31, 2013

Do we really need a milk cup ergonomically designed to fit all basic sandwich cookies such that every dunk is a good dunk? Uh, are bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? Hell yeah we need The Cookie Dunker. Designed by Awkward Engineer Sam Feller, The Cookie Dunker guarantees that cookie consumers who use it will get more dunks, both quantitatively and qualitatively, per ounce of milk. Or vodka. Oreos and vodka taste pretty bitchin' too.

The Cookie Dunker achieves its lofty goals by way of a High Milk Displacement Dunk Chamber--basically a wide, bowl-like mouth at the top of the cup that tapers into a bottom basin just a little larger than the diameter of a standard wafer-and-creme combo. The effects of this innovative technology: no more Go Go Gadget finger straining; no more weak ass partial dips; no more cookies overboard that must be retrieved with a spoon or lightsaber chopsticks; and no more spilt milk and resultant tears from tilting the glass just. A little. More.

Cookie Dunkers hold about 8 ounces of liquid, and are made of BPA free, dishwasher safe plastics. They run as a Kickstarter campaign through April 26, 2013, with anticipated perfect dunkdom dropping around July 2013.

November 2013 Update: While Cookie Dunker funding was unsuccessful, its creators still hope to develop and produce them for the public through the company's Website, Awkward Engineer. Follow the link below to track cup progress.

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