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Vino Sport Wine Canteen

By: on May 10, 2014
$16.19
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All I want at the end of an hours-long, arduous trek over terrain rugged and unstable is a nice glass of sauvignon blanc. Who's with me? Yep, that's what I thought. Alllll the ladies. It's too late for Mother's Day now, but there is still enough time to get one of Oenophilia's Vino Sport wine canteens as a surprise gift for your wife or girlfriend next weekend. Then in addition to sipping 750mL of her favorite red or white at the top of the mountain, you might also get to third base.

Be fancy and outdoorsy and slightly drunk with an insulated, stainless steel canteen designed to hold an entire bottle of wine. Available in colors and markers Rouge and Blanc, the Vino Sport vacuum flask removes concerns about corking and broken glass during hikes, camping trips, and picnics. Its food-grade materials also guarantee not to affect the taste of your wine. An attached handle enables easy carrying and surface-propping.

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