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Turbo Countertop Convection Oven

By: on September 03, 2013
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Oven quality, microwave speed. That's Secura's big sell for its electric countertop convection oven. It uses infrared heating to broil, roast, bake grill, barbecue, fry, or steam food quickly, even from frozen, and that doesn't surprise me at all because infrared is also what I use to see through walls and pretty ladies' blouses. The oven's convection fan ensures food cooks evenly. Even big fat turkeys and Pop Tarts that always get burned on one corner in the toaster.

Secura models cook without added fat or oil, and complete their cycles in about half the time of comparable cooking methods. Their basins also sport 360 degrees of see-through so you won't have to squint and smash your face up against a grease-stained door to check out how things are going with the bacon and Hostess cherry pies in there.

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