Triple Beverage Dispenser Backpack
Oh, yeah, butt munch? There's a party in your pants and everybody's coming? Well there's a party on my back and...and...everybody's getting free refills of beer and margaritas while I carry this hot ass beverage dispenser backpack around!
Suck it, summer heat! Even if it's hotter than balls out you'll be too drunk to notice thanks to this triple threat of 3-1/2-quart drink dispensers turned into a backpack. The 3 clear tubular containers have siphon dispensers and the entire contraption is fitted with adjustable padded shoulder straps. And no, they didn't forget the Red Solo cup holder. Check out the mesh bag strapped to the side.
Move over, Ice Cream Man, it's Booze Bro time now.
Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.