Toilet Fondue

Posted: February 15, 2013
Toilet Fondue
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Mmm, nothing like a little toilet humor to complement dipping things in chocolate and putting them in your mouth. I think tubular or nondescript mass-shaped fruit, such as bananas and strawberries, intensify the visuals of the toilet fondue effect best. Units sell individually and, like most porcelain thrones, service just one depositor at a time. Probably best to buy at least two. More if you're planning on using them during a dinner party. Particularly those with dried fruits. Oh man, people think prunes are the only dehydrated entity that spawn the runs, but I'm here to tell you dried apricots do it too. Apricots, cranberries, mangoes, figs...unless you eat too many. Then it's bring on the Ex-lax and suppositories. Hey, why did the old man have a suppository in his ear? Because some asshole took his hearing aid. Happy loo fondue-ing.

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