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The Knighted Egg Cup

By: on January 31, 2014
  • The Knighted Egg Cup
  • The Knighted Egg Cup
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Eggs. They're almost as fragile as cats and guinea pigs. Better suit them up for the battle then. The battle they're still going to lose with my stomach. Sorry little hard-boiled ovo-knights. You're just no match for my brutishly strong man hands. I'm afraid I'm even going to steal your spoon sword for use in hacking open and devouring you.

Sir Arthur is the most valiant and stalwart of all knighted egg cups. He even has the courtesy to bring a spoon, which he will guard with his life until the time comes for him to nobly sacrifice that life in the name of some guy's desired daily protein intake.

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