Taco Truck Taco Holder
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- Cast Iron Tortilla Press, Pre-Cured - $19.99
- Tasty Tortilla Non Stick Steel Tortilla Bowl Molds (4) - $8.99
- Metallic Baked Taco Rack - $14.78
- Fiesta Taco Plates, Set of 4 - $18.50
- RSVP Red Stoneware Tortilla Warmer - $24.95
Taco trucks are the best. Even the one that gave me 28 hours of food poisoning that one time was pretty tasty before the eruptive vomiting and diarrhea set in. Mmm, blackened Mahi or carne asada on a crispy corn tortilla. And now when I head out for lunch I can bring my own set of taco truck taco carriers to the taco truck taco man and just tell him to load me up. With the non-colon-blasting kind today please, sir.
Taco truck taco holders come in sets of 2. One is salsa red and the other guacamole green. I think the package should also include a list of menus and weekly parking schedules from all the taco trucks within a 20-mile radius of my office to merit the price of a couple pieces of molded food-safe polypropylene plastic, but I guess that's too much to ask.
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