Serpentine Dragon Mug
This dragon mug is cool enough on its own and all, but the real draw here is the discount. Originally priced at $1,995, at printing this bad boy of fire was on sale for a whopping 99% off! From $2 grand to less than $20! I wonder what's wrong with it. I wonder if it has a hole in the bottom. I wonder if it instantly boils its liquid contents to 900 degrees celsius and burns the ever-loving Fin Fang Foom out of any tongue that drinks from it.
The medieval purveyor of coffee, tea, and Bic pens features a serpentine dragon with reliefs and Celtic symbols. It is made from stainless steel and the souls of fallen warriors.