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Serpentine Dragon Mug

By: on April 03, 2015
$15.99
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This dragon mug is cool enough on its own and all, but the real draw here is the discount. Originally priced at $1,995, at printing this bad boy of fire was on sale for a whopping 99% off! From $2 grand to less than $20! I wonder what's wrong with it. I wonder if it has a hole in the bottom. I wonder if it instantly boils its liquid contents to 900 degrees celsius and burns the ever-loving Fin Fang Foom out of any tongue that drinks from it.

The medieval purveyor of coffee, tea, and Bic pens features a serpentine dragon with reliefs and Celtic symbols. It is made from stainless steel and the souls of fallen warriors.

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Flowering Penis Coffee Mug

$15.99 from Amazon »

For all the ladies (and fellas!) who count floral patterns and penises amongst their favorite things, have I got a mug of a gift for you. Clothing and accessory brand HUMAN goes for a very anatomical part of being one...

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My MUG Indestructible Ceramic Coffee Mug

$15 - $24 from Making Modern »

Knock a My MUG off the counter and you might be cleaning up some liquid, but your solid form of matter will stay intact. Made to feel like ceramic in the hand, but behave like titanium when that hand is a wee bit clumsy...

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Kobayashi Mug

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that...he's gone....

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Dual Beer Glass

$35 from Etsy »

At first I thought the Dual Beer Glass was intended for sampling two different types of beers at once, and I was like, How the dickens am I supposed to keep one from spilling all over my crotch when I'm drinking the other?...

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Mighty Mug - The Mug That Won't Fall

$20 - $35 from Mighty Mug »

We've all done it: knocked over a cup of coffee/sodie/water/vodka tonic at work and ruined something important. Like my entire week. Jayme Smaldone and his Mighty Mug cohorts blew out an important office computer with...

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Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug

$49.95 from Amazon »

There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...

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Game of Thrones 3D Masks & Wall Mounts

$15.11 - $19.81 from Amazon »

Want to mount a White Walker trophy head to your wall? All you gotta do is kill one...and figure out how to keep it from shattering into a billion shards of ice when you do. OR! You could grab one of Wintercroft's White...

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Stanley Stein Hockey Beer Mug

$58.95 from Amazon »

I don't always watch hockey, but when I do...I prefer to do it drunk of my ass so I find it more entertaining. This beer mug incarnation of the Stanley Cup looks like a great way to achieve drunk off my ass with a quickness....

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Handmade Creepy Beer Mugs

$55 - $150 from Etsy »

Jo Scravis makes creepy beer mugs. You can use them as coffee mugs too, but I for one wouldn't want to look Horrible Hal Zombie or Angry Fanged Critter in the eye first thing in the morning, before I've had any caffeine....

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Tactical Beer Mug

$224.99 - $249.99 from Optics Planet »

According to the cats in the OPMOD Battle Mug video, you can do everything with this souped up, military-spec, solid aluminum beer stein that you can do with your AR. Deck it out with a scope, laser sight, holo sight...

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Dragon Hoodie

$447 from Canada Cosplay »

I like it when objects can wholly encompass their descriptors both literally and figuratively. For example, previously dragons were hot due solely to their deadly breath of fire. But then Canada Cosplay decided to turn...

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Prosthetic Dragon Spikes

Discontinued

Is there a word for when something is equal parts disturbing and smokin' hot? That's what I'd like to call the image of this lady wearing Dragon Spikes. Their mutant effect is remarkable, somewhere between mythical miracle...