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Red Cup Wine Glasses

By: on September 03, 2012
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When drinking wine at home, does anyone really stick to the dainty 6-ounce pour rule? I certainly don't. Rednecking it up is pretty much what my entire life is all about, so a Red Cup Wine Glass not only makes drinking a pint of wine more practical, but also serves as an extension of who I am as a person. Another perk: the Red Cup Wine Glass has universal application at parties and social gatherings. Wine drinkers won't feel hoity toity around beer guzzlin' "real men", but will still be able to show hoity toity oenophiles that they know what's up. That wine should be sucked down from a classy vessel with a pointy rod and pedestal sticking out from it.

Red Cup Wine Glasses ship in sets of two, and are made of ceramic. Each measures 8" tall x 3-3/4" in diameter.

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