Plate Dip Clips

By: on February 13, 2014
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Plate Dip Clips attach to plates and hold dip. So it won't bleed all over your food before you're ready for it, or nuzzle up to items it isn't meant to touch, or run amok on the flat plate surface and become more of a scrape than a dip. When I go to parties, I would also like to see a Dip Clip presence around the chips & guacamole so that everyone can grab a plate of Tostitos, fill their clip dishes with guac and move the Fievel Mousekewitz on.

Thereby making room for me to hover and hog the master snack bowls the whole night.

Dip Clips are sold in sets of 4 so they may be used either by 4 different people or, more likely, 4 different dips so I am not restricted to a single condiment. Ketchup with my fries? Yeah, ketchup with my fries. Ketchup, BBQ sauce, Ranch dressing, extra garlicky aioli, and nacho cheese. Damn, that's 5. Wait, Mama, don't click Buy yet! I need 2 sets!

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