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Pepo Watermelon Slicer

By: on July 28, 2015
$12.98
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Avihai Shurin has done it again!

I have no idea who Avihai Shurin is. But based on the resounding triumph that is his new Pepo Watermelon Slicer I'll bet this isn't his first trip to the whimsical kitchen tool rodeo. Catering perfectly to the rind and flesh layout of the world's greatest melon, this cookie cutter-type slicer makes watermelons easier and less messy to cut and, with its resultant popsicle shape, easier and less mess to eat.

The Pepo Watermelon Slicer is made of plastic and stainless steel and suitable for children to use. To cut up some watermelon for me. Right after they fold my laundry and vacuum up the Boom Chicka popcorn pieces that missed my mouth last night.

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