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Pan DE Pop! Up! Panda Bread Cutter

By: on January 04, 2015
$12.98
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One discerning observation the Japanese have made is that Americans don't eat enough pandas. And while bureaucratic export regulations and some malarkey about endangered species have prevented them from selling panda meat on Amazon, I think this adorable Pan DE Pop! Up! bread cutter is a decent alternative.

The imported set includes one eared and pawed cutting tool and three stamps. The best stamp obviously imprints your 3D PB&J with the wide eyes and button nose of a panda. Additional stamps transform boring finger sandwiches into teddy bears (pimento bowtie optional) or, surprisingly, bullfrogs.

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