Oreo Cookie Dipper

By: on December 05, 2013
Oreo Cookie Dipper
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Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. From stocking to cookie, and from cookie to belly, my friend. The Dipr solves the age-old calamity of sandwich cookies lost to murky emulsions of fat and protein. Oreos doing the backstroke in milk: gustatory bliss. Oreos doing a belly flop in milk and sinking like a fat man with a Costco crate of frozen chicken drumettes chained to his ankle: gustatory tragedy. Or at least a gustatory P in the A for the dunker, who must either fish it out with a spoon or body part, or wait until the milk runs dry and eat soppy, disintegrated cookie remains. Note: This experience is particularly traumatic for children with parents who ration out only a few Oreos or Nutter Butters per cookie consumption session. They could lose 1/3 to 1/2 of their day's allotment in a single finger fumble!

The Dipr encircles favorite sandwich cookies and cradles their creme-filled centers to hold them secure during dunking sessions. They come in 5 or so different colors, and can be purchased singly or in packs of 5 and10. Made of BPA-free plastic, Diprs probably won't even break your tooth if you get a little overzealous and chomp down on one!