LEGO Water Bottle

By: on May 02, 2013
  • LEGO Water Bottle
  • LEGO Water Bottle
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Sometimes when Shaun T. is kicking my ass and making me want to rip his face off, but at the same time helping me attain hip-hop abs and generally making me a better man, I get thirsty and want a drink of water delivered by a friendly face I've known since childhood. And other times I just need an opaque bottle to fill with vodka that no one would ever guess I had filled with vodka so I can drink it freely on the bus. A fire engine red plastic-polypropylene cylinder topped with a LEGO Minifigure head should fit the bill in both scenarios, don't you think?

Food-safe and free of carcinogenic materials that will kill you, LEGO water bottles come in 6 colors, and are inexpensive enough to buy 2 or 3 so you don't have to begrudge your children for hogging them all the time. Complementary LEGO block lunch boxes have also recently spawned into existence to accompany the bottles.