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Hollow Book Safes with Flasks

By: on December 02, 2014
$45 - $65
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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. We'll wash it down with my flask of Remy Martin.

Minnesotans Kara and John Witham have made a full-time career out of crafting these elegant and devious hollowed-out books with hidden flasks. Their Secret Safe Books feature iconic titles, cult classics, and niche favorites all carved out with a scroll saw and adhered with book-binding glue to create a perfectly snug cubby for a 6-ounce flask. Book Safes also have magnetic closures to preclude an inadvertent reveal at church or jury duty. (Not likely to make it past TSA at the airport though.)

Book Safe selections range from The Godfather and Hannibal to The Secret History of the CIA and Dad's Book of Answers (which is probably equal parts tongue in cheek and accurate). The politically and socially charged can also choose releases from Obama, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Steve Jobs, Charles Darwin, and God.

Each hardcover Book Safe includes a 6-ounce stainless steel flask with purchase.

Muchas danke to Rod M. for the Dude Product Tip.

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