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Dine Ink Pen Cap Utensils

By: on January 22, 2013
  • Dine Ink Pen Cap Utensils
  • Dine Ink Pen Cap Utensils
  • Dine Ink Pen Cap Utensils
$9.62
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Too bad no one thought of this Dine Ink Pen Utensil Set 20 years ago when people still used pens to perform office tasks. Also too bad no one thought to name them Bite 'N' Write, which is far more memorable, clever, and likely to appeal to the utensils' only viable share of the market. You know, bad poets.

OK, I admit I still use pens on occasion to do the Jumble or doodle Mr. & Mrs. Smokin' Hot Girl from the Direct TV Commercial on my arm. And I usually forget to ask for a utensil people who don't have Kage Ninja or Jedi Master certification are capable of using to eat when I order my Kung Pao chicken from Yummy China. So I guess if I had a Dine Ink Pen with a fork cap I could avoid the ire of chopsticks without using my hands or the lid from my morning latte as an alternative method of food transport.

The utensil set comes with 3 pens, each capped with either a fork, knife, or spoon that can be hand washed and reused until you chew them up like all the rest of your pen caps. And while the utensil people make no specific mention of it, I'm pretty sure the pens themselves can be used more than once too.

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