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Death Star Cookie Jar

By: on November 06, 2013
Death Star Cookie Jar
  • Death Star Cookie Jar
$55.79
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This year, the grubby little hands that touch Santa's cookies are getting a superlaser blast to the neck. Or at least that's the scare tactic this Death Star cookie jar will promote in parental attempts to limit cookie overconsumption and stealth. From Death Star to Death Star II to Death Star in the Kitchen. See, it's not just Coolio--everyone caves to the charm...and vampirical mind control powers...of Martha Stewart eventually.

Death Star cookie jars are made from glazed ceramic.

I can't believe they divulged that information.

Now everyone knows all you have to do to stop it from destroying the granite counter tops, or the entire planet, is drop it on the floor.