Butterfly USB Drive
This butterfly won't cut a bitch, but at least it's legal in all 50 states! And while Benchmade's Bali-Song USB flash drive may downgrade its physical weapon attributes by removing the knife, it upgrades its intellectual weapon attributes by subbing in a 2GB storage device that will protect all of my billion-dollar ideas and plots for winning the hearts of Felicia Hardy, Zooey Deschanel, and Jessica Rabbit. Drive access remains the same--a swing, a flip, and a stab right into the heart of a USB port. The Bali-Song is made from three pieces of injection molded plastic.