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Protein Ketchup

By: on July 01, 2012
$37.89
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Normal ketchup is basically tomato sauce and corn syrup. Protein Ketchup is basically tomato sauce and corn syrup that have been kicked in the face by Chuck Norris and are therefore jacked up with 15 grams of Pure. Patent pending blend of enzymatically hydrolyzed collagenic protein isolate, whey protein isolate, and casein protein isolate. Muscle. Each one-ounce cup, primed with a peel-back tab for near-instant reception of French fries and Funyuns, contains 95 calories and more protein than any one of the following:

  • Er, a one-ounce cup of Heinz Ketchup.
  • An egg.
  • A Peanut Butter Cookie Luna Bar. (Though, peanut butter whore that I am, I would be hard pressed to choose the Protein Ketchup in this case.)
  • 2 ounces of ground beef.
  • 6 cups of broccoli.
  • Russell Brand.

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