Snacks

Tasty Pastry High Protein Snacks

$25.99 Amazon »

Looks like Pop-Tarts have put on a few pounds. Now I know why they call it puff pastry. Tasty Pastry High Protein Snacks must think a lot of stuff out there is tasty...if you know what I mean...

Pringles Premium Black Truffle

Gather 'round, culinarians, as elegant meets elegant-er in these black-truffle-seasoned Pringles. Another unique Japanese twist on an otherwise All-American product (see also: Kit Kat Bars) Pringles Premium Black Truffle...

SNACKLINS Low-Calorie Vegan Pork Rinds

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Airy, crunchy, salty, and I can eat the whole bag in under 100 calories. SNACKLINS attacklinned my mouth a couple months ago, and I surrendered with joy...

IMWELL Roasted Sweet Potato Bars

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A sweet potato energy bar? Sounds yammy! I mean, yummy! I mean yammy and yummy!...

Amish Country Microwave Popcorn on the Cob

$13.99 Amazon »

This Amish Country Microwave Popcorn on the Cob makes me feel just like I did when I saw the New England Hot Dog Bun Pan. ... ... Did you know you can pop popcorn right off the cob?! That there exists such a thing as...

Cookie & Candy Bar Popcorn

$24.99 Amazon »

Toasted oat pieces and marshmallow bits? Nah, try crispy kernels of popcorn tumbled together with black & white Oreos, orange Butterfingers, tri-tone brown Snickers, rainbow M&Ms, and chestnut Chips Ahoy. Those are the...

BRAMI High-Protein, Low-Carb Pickled Lupini Beans

$24.99 Amazon »

Bean, beans, the magical fruit, they're now keto-friendly, but they'll still make you toot. BRAMI calls their Lupini Beans the "Italian snacking bean," touting the slippery pickled legumes' 0 net carbs and 9 grams of...

Dutchman's Buttery Coconut Oil for Popcorn

$17.25 Amazon »

Buttery popcorn fit for the movie theater in a buttery package fit for vegans. Dutchman's Buttery Coconut Oil has your popcorn's back (and front and sides) too, paleos, ketos, and lactose intolerants...

Picky Oats Organic Performance Oatmeal

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You know that saying, you can be picky about your nose, but you can't be picky about your oats? No? Well, doesn't matter, because Picky Oats have just made it all payphone obsolete. Picky Oats are to-go packs of of "organic...

Shrooms Mushroom Crisps

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Mushrooms are a most polarizing food - people typically love them or hate them. So some of you will see these bags of Shrooms Mushroom Crisps, dried and seasoned fungal snacks, and consider them mouthwatering must-trys...

Wilde Chicken Protein Chips

$17.99 Amazon »

Chicken + buffalo + thin & crisp chip = Wilde! Made of chicken, flavored like buffalo (or barbecue, jalapeno, or salt & vinegar) and sliced and cooked into wavy, wafer-like rounds, Wilde Chicken Protein Chips are protein-packed...

Chirps Cricket Protein Chips

$12.99 - $14.99 Chirps »

If I asked you if you'd like some Sriracha Chirps chips, made with stone ground corn and machine ground crickets, I'd probably hear...crickets, crickets. Or maybe you'd tell me to stop bugging you, and that I'm buggin'...

Rowdy Prebiotic Energy Bars

If growing an army of good gut bacteria and eating probiotic foods is the new health fad, then feeding your gut bacteria prebiotic foods that will help make them strong and equipped to protect you isn't far behind. Rowdy...

Epic Artisanal Pork Rinds

$13.96 - $15.99 Amazon »

I don't know how you feel about pork rinds or cracklings, or snacks that describe themselves as "artisanal," but I tried paleo and keto diet champion brand Epic's new artisanal pork rinds a few weeks ago, and they were...

Punch in the Nuts Snack Mix

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Mmmmm, nothing hits the spot like a Punch in the Nuts. This Punch in the Nuts Snack Mix listing includes 6 nut-punching bags filled with cashews, peanuts, chocolate bits, and raisins. Get ready to whack your taste buds...

Country Archer Natural Meat Snacks

$2.75 - $6 Country Archer »

Country Archer makes meat snacks for those of us who are done with dry, brittle jerky that tastes like nothing but fake smoke and salt, and feels like it's going to puncture our gut when we swallow it. And also for those...

RXBARs - Whole Food Protein Bars

$9.41 - $63.99 Amazon »

There are now as many kinds of protein bars in the grocery store as there are cereal, chips, and cookies. But unlike the second group, most of which I will eat by the trough, I find that the majority of protein bars Suck...

Ayoba-Yo Biltong Beef Snacks

$8.99 - $16.99 Ayoba-Yo »

Ayoba-Yo makes Biltong. And if saying so sounds like I'm speaking in a foreign tongue, it's because I a little bit am. Both "ayoba" and "Biltong" are words more commonly heard in South Africa. The former, at least as...

High-Protein Bone Broth K-Cups

$21.99 Amazon »

Beef. It's what's for...your morning cup of coffee. Healthy living champion LonoLife has put together a series of packable little K-cup soups and broths that brew quick & tasty in any compatible single-serve coffee maker...

Da Bomb Ghost Pepper Nuts

Discontinued

Oh nuts, I just burned off a few hundred more taste buds (good thing the Internet says they'll grow back in a couple of weeks.) Da Bomb Ghost Pepper Nuts kiss an 8-ounce tin of everyone's favorite anaphylactic shock allergen...

Mini Nutella Jars

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Finally I can justify eating an entire jar of Nutella. The only problem is that these mini glass bottles of the creamerrific hazelnut spread come in packs of 16. So it's going to be like me and a bag of fun-size snickers:...

Moon Cheese

$8.01 - $48.60 Amazon »

Moon Cheese is for people who want to eat snacks that are low-carb and gluten-free, and also for people who want to eat snacks that are effing delicious. How do I describe it? Imagine eating Cheetos built entirely from...

West Coast Roasting Hand-Roasted-to-Order Coffee

Nate and Melissa White created West Coast Roasting. They have hand-roasted, bagged, and labelled every batch of coffee they've ever produced. To order. Since long before, as they so winningly put it, "people put mustaches...

Halfpops - Half-popped Popcorn

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Halfpops are the Hans & Franz of popcorn. Where sissy girly men might eat airy, puffy, pouf clouds for snacks, real Alphas eat Halfpops. Halfpops take your regular popcorn kernels and [clap] pump them up. Less popping...