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Pussy Natural Energy Drink

By: on July 05, 2016
Pussy Natural Energy Drink
$13.99
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So many ways to interpret the Pussy energy drink. Does it give men in need the bravado to get some? Reinvigorate the nether regions of women who aren't in the mood? Inject some downtown youthfulness into cougars on the prowl? Or is Pussy simply the energy drink equivalent of Apollo Peak's cat wine?

According to its manufacturer, Pussy is a natural, caffeinated soda that is "fresh, clean, and highly enjoyable like only Pussy can be." Oh. So really it's just a gimmicky name slapped across a can of sodie for shock value. Reminds me of a book called Syrup in which a broke marketing grad comes up with a brilliant idea for a beverage called F*ck that's made of Who cares? and tastes like Who cares? and pitches it to Coca-Cola. And oh F*ck do they love it.

This Pussy, probably unlike most you have encountered, contains the natural, fresh fruit flavors of white grape and lime. Its caffeine kick comes from Guarana.