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Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice

By: on September 05, 2017
$10.99
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I've been waiting to show you this can of Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice. Waiting for the season of PSL, and Pumpkin Spice everything else, to arrive. My coffee run this morning confirmed it has. Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Pumpkin Spice instant coffee, Pumpkin Spice madeleines, Pumpkin Spice toilet paper in the bathroom.

OK, not the last one. Not at Starbucks, anyway. But you could make it so in your own home with Simply Beyond's Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice. I mean, I'm presuming it's wipe-able. It's definitely edible. An all natural, all organic, all powerful essence of pumpkin spice canned and ready to mist on anything from your coffee to your French toast to your fingertips.

In showering your brews, breads, and baked goods in the intoxicating essential oils of fall's most addictive flavor, Simply Beyond says you'll bypass the gritty texture and muddy look of dry, ground spices. With no chemical additives or heavy sweeteners, spray-on Pumpkin Spice should also abstain from infusing your food with synthetic flavors like some syrups and creamers.

Simply Beyond includes Gingerbread and Cinnamon flavors in their Spray-on Spice line as well. I wonder if sprayable Pumpkin Spice is what General Mills uses in these limited edition - oh, hello! - Pumpkin Spice Cheerios.

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