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Edible Spray Paint

By: on October 30, 2011
  • Edible Spray Paint
  • Edible Spray Paint
  • Edible Spray Paint
  • Edible Spray Paint
  • Edible Spray Paint
  • Edible Spray Paint
  • Edible Spray Paint
  • Edible Spray Paint
  • Edible Spray Paint

Edible spray paint. The answer to the prayers of all those hoodlums and gang members with dreams of pastry chef stardom. And check out the demo photos. This year, Martha Stewart, your mother-in-law, and their brined, deep-fried, whiskey-glazed birds can suck it; the only way anyone will light a candle to your GILDED turkey is if they want to see those gleaming carats burn even brighter. The purveyors of Food Finish assure us it is both harmless and tasteless, and will coat anything with 100 ml or less of equivalent surface area. Don't just say "I love you" with chocolates, say it with sparkling silver chocolates. Or a metallic blue Kobe Porterhouse. And talk about a game changer in the foods-kids-won't-eat and poison apple industries. Who wouldn't want to mow on a luminescent broccoli floret or shimmery Red Delicious? Hey, Padma Lakshmi, any chance of featuring Food Finish on Top Chef? Just think what the Cheftestant who gets stuck with geoduck during the Quickfire could do with it to, uh, enhance the presentation.

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