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Cannabis Cold Brew Coffee

By: on June 07, 2014

Two guesses as to which United State Mirth Provisions' cold-pressed coffee infused with locally-grown cannabis extract comes from. Hint: it's not Colorado.

Soon to be blessing the State of Washington is this line of Wake Up, It's Legal THC-laced beverages. With Revel Roast Cold Brew serving as their anchor, the drinks should be debuting on the shelves of marijuana retailers this summer. In other words, there's never been a better time to make that trip to the Pacific Northwest.

Legal Cold Brew is compared to John Wayne: "strong and bold with a true cowboys swagger." And according to The Weed Street Journal, the effect of being both caffeine buzzed and pot high will actually make you more alert and focused. Cold Brew cannabis drinks also optionally come with milk and sugar added.

Mirth Provisions spikes a few non-caffeinated beverages with THC merriment as well. Sparkling Rainier Cherry pairs fresh Washington cherry juice with locally-grown cannabis extract, while Sparkling Pomegranate does the same with real pomegranate juice. The effect? Sparkling Lemon Ginger probably puts it best:

Couch, meet butt. This delicious fusion of tangy lemon and spicy ginger is so ridiculously relaxing that you may find yourself becoming one with your furniture. Whether you're melting into a beach blanket or parked on the sofa, prepare for many glorious hours of doing absolutely nothing.

Those interested in Mirth Provisions' Legal line of potable cannabis can sign up for product news and discounts on the company's Website.

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