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IPA Beer Brittle

By: on February 03, 2016
  • IPA Beer Brittle
  • IPA Beer Brittle
$39.99
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Give your lady some fine truffles for Valentine's Day, and maybe she'll return the favor with a package of GoodHead flavored gel. Or, as a first runner up, Small Batch Brittle's IPA Beer Brittle.

Made in wee batches in Napa Valley, the gourmet beer brittle combines dark roasted sugar and butter with Spanish peanuts, a hint of salt, and a long swig of microbrewed IPA. Mmmm, sounds like an instant-win Super Bowl snack option on top of a through-the belly route to your favorite dude's heart.

Small Batch Brittle prides themselves on creating their hoppy candy without the help of conveyor belts, machines, or robots. They say each batch is "cooked with the customer in mind." Almost 300 Amazon samplers seem to agree--the award-winning brittle has an average of 4-1/2 stars and a George RR Martin-length novel of glowing reviews (even some written after 2011 and published as promised!)

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Dual Beer Glass

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HOPii Personal Micro-Brewery

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The Knockout Beer/Water/Gravity Bong

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I used to prefer my knockouts served as Fireball shots and right hooks, but this Knockout, a new twist on the beer bong, might leave those standards unconscious and bleeding from the ear on the floor. Designed for attachment...

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Snake Venom - World's (New) Strongest Beer

$78 from Firebox.com »

At this time last year, the World's Strongest Beer was Armageddon, a 330 mL bottle of malt, hops, a little sweetness, and an awesome 65% ABV crafted by Scottish brewery Brewmeister. This year, the World's New Strongest...

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Biersafe Underground Beer Cooler

$67 - $117 from Biersafe »

The Biersafe Underground Beer Cooler is a smaller, simpler, and much cheaper version of a design I first saw in the eCool cooler. The Biersafe removes some of the nifty engineering of the eCool - like, instead of using...

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Beer Tree Gravity-Fed Home Brewer

Are normal home brewing kits typically boring and ugly? I don't really know, as I focus more on drinking beer than making beer (best to funnel all of your energy into a single channel and dominate it!) but whatever normal...

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Stanley Stein Hockey Beer Mug

$58.95 from Amazon »

I don't always watch hockey, but when I do...I prefer to do it drunk of my ass so I find it more entertaining. This beer mug incarnation of the Stanley Cup looks like a great way to achieve drunk off my ass with a quickness....

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Grubbin' on the Couch Bowls

It's time for a tactical chowdown. No Netflix marathon is complete without a parade of snacks on the coffee table, and every parade marches better with a bowl of Froot Loops as its grand marshal. Frosted Flakes if you...

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$154.37 from Amazon »

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$9.48 - $11.49 from Amazon »

Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...

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Chocolate Candy Bar Maker

$37.80 from Amazon »

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' husband! No one's getting their hands on the Chocolate Candy Bar Maker but me! Chocolate's loyal, and gluttonous, and selfish little whore slave. No, redact that redaction. Whore!...

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Tactical Beer Mug

$224.99 - $249.99 from Optics Planet »

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