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S**tfaced Horse Wine Bottle Holder

By: on June 27, 2012
S**tfaced Horse Wine Bottle Holder
$21.81
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The lesson here is when a racehorse never drinks water and always drinks wine, he doesn't win races, he becomes an alcoholic. And while manufacturer Rivers Edge would have us think we're doing track retiree Stewball a favor hiring him to showcase our 2006 bottles of Barolo and Cab Franc, one glance at him frozen shitfaced with his ass in the air makes it abundantly clear that the pleasure, it is all his.

In addition to standard 750 mL bottles of wine, booze-guzzlin' horses are down for wrapping hooves and lips around whiskey, beer, and other similarly sized libations begging for a one-nutsack-shy-of-tacky means of display. The bottle holder is made of hand painted poly resin.