EMS Butt Toner & Hip Trainer

I smell a ssssssnake. In oil form. Please don't buy an EMS butt toner and hip trainer with the expectation that it's going to give you an ass like the lade in the above image. Actually, don't buy an EMS (that's electrical muscle stimulation, by the way) butt toner and hip trainer with the expectation that it's going to tone your butt and hips at all.

From what I gather, EMS devices do induce muscle contraction (as opposed to TENS devices, which stimulate nerves). They may also be able to strengthen, tone, or firm muscles. However, the effect is likely temporary, and none of these devices have shown to result in weight loss or fat reduction.

Therefore, the main reason I would buy an EMS butt toner and hip trainer is that looking at it on that lady is getting me all hot 'n' bothered, and I think I would like to look at it even more - especially in action, making its jiggle-inducing pulsations - on the butt of my wife. Not that you need an EMS trainer, She-Ra: Princess of Power. Your caboose is pert and perfect in every way. And yes, the left side looks exactly the same as the right. No, it definitely does not sag lower. Not even an inch.

This EMS butt toner and hip trainer has 6 modes and 10 intensity levels, all controlled by a handheld remote.

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