Dyson V6 Cordless Handheld Vacuum
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The Dyson V6 is a bagless, cordless handheld vacuum ideal for sucking the suckage out of small crevices, and awkward areas, such as your baseboards, the space between your fridge and the wall, and you car. Oh. and your mattress.
Dyson says that 2 million dust mites have colonized my mattress, and so have their allergenic feces. This is almost enough to make me lose my appetite today (almost; thankfully, my love of the Rollin' Chubbies taco truck wins out over my disgust for sharing my bed with microbial invaders). And Dyson makes some serious vacuum cleaners. Serious in their suction, serious in their durability, and very serious in their price tags. The V6, a handheld vacuum designed specifically to combat the armies of filth in your mattresses and car seats, is a Dyson through and through.
The V6 uses a digital motor and 2-tier radial cyclones not just to clean mattress and seat surfaces, but to penetrate them, digging up dust and allergens embedded deep within. HEPA filtration throughout the entire vacuum then captures 99.97% of the particulates, sucking in those as small a 0.3 microns. V6 models include a combination and crevice attachment.
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