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Swinging Monkey Giant Mat Platform Swing

By: on June 29, 2017
$118
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All you little monkeys who thought summer was already in full swing, here's a giant mat platform to get it swinging even higher. The 30" x 40" 600D Oxford fabric cover stretches over a steel frame sturdy enough to push the little ones and all their friends Cornelius to and fro until school starts again.

Just make sure the tree branch you hang it from is as strong at the swing itself. My mama made that mistake when I was a kid, and then lost a very fine tree branch as a result. And possible a son who could've gone to the Ivy Leagues and become an astronaut.

Monkey Products' mat platform swing ships disassembled in a small package of what looks to be 6 pieces. They say it clicks and stretches together in minutes, but...let me know how that goes for you.

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