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Star Trek Cycling Jersey

By: on February 10, 2014
$49.95 - $79.99
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Wear this Star Trek-inspired jersey while cycling and you'll be tele-biking to work to save gas instead of actual biking to work and possibly getting taken out by a car to save gas. Just kidding.

About the tele-biking, not the getting hit by a car. According to NHTSA Safety Facts, in 2010 over 52,000 bicyclists were injured during collisions with motor vehicles, the total cost of which was over $4 billion. I'm not sure if cyclists saved over $4 billion in gas in 2010, but I would guess they did not.

Anyway, whether you're commuting, racing, or just tooling around town looking suave in a Starfleet Command or Science & Medical personnel jersey may you be safe, bike strong, and live long and prosper.

Or if you're North Carolina Councilman David Waddell, nI'jaj yInraj 'ej Suchepjaj.

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Black Fire Compression Sleeves

$13 from Sleefs »

Are you a superhero with blazing gauntlets, or just a sensible athlete who knows compression sleeves will improve blood circulation and contribute to peak performance? I myself am neither, but do hope Sleefs' Black Fire...

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Litelok Flexible Bike Lock

$109.87 - $206.82 from Litelok »

Flexible, lightweight, and inordinately strong, the Litelok could have been a gymnast, but decided to take the more practical professional route of becoming an anti-theft bodyguard for bicycles. The gold-rated bike lock...

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Rock, Paper, Scissors Star Trek Patch

$10.99 from Amazon »

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Rungu Electric Juggernaut

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Remember the Juggernaut Bullfrog Fat Trike? Now it's even fatter. And croaks way louder. To their extra-thick, triple-wheeled, all-terrain, no-BS monster, Rungu has added a 2,100-watt motor and Hi-Power Cycles controller....

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Star Trek: TOS Bluetooth Communicator

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In the original Star Trek series, the communicator was a super long-range walkie-talkie Starfleet ships used to message between or within each other. Over time, it became an artifact of the future as seen through the...

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Tron Cycling Skinsuit

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One thing I learned recently is that cyclists call their little outfits "kits". Isn't that precious? So here is a Tron kit for all of the bicycling Tron fans out there, as well as the far larger number of normal, non-bicycling...

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Passages - The William Shatner Watch

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Now, is the Passages the kind of Shatner watch that can command an Enterprise, or the kind of Shatner watch that encourages you to name the price you'll pay for it, and if there are any left in stock, it's yours? Well...

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Starfleet Machine Clock

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According to Swiss engineering lab MB&F, the "Starfleet Machine is an intergalactic spaceship-cum-table clock." Man. I write countless strange, hyperbolic, and often idiotic descriptions of products every single day yet...

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Star Trek: The Next Generation Hoodies

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They may be only moderately reminiscent of the uniforms Picard & Co. wore in Star Trek: The Next Generation, but definitely these hoodies will be more comfortable, breathable, and sported acceptably by all shapes and...

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Star Trek Enterprise Rocker

$260 - $350 from Etsy »

It's been awhile--January 2012 to be exact--since I've seen hand-carved Star Trek splendor of this baby rocker's magnitude. Anyone remember the Enterprise coffee table? Maybe in the 4-1/2 years since you bought and set...

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USS Enterprise Ring

$795 - $3,890 from Geek Dot Jewelry »

A USS Enterprise engagement ring is what happens when true love collides with the reluctant decision to propose to some chick. As a male with a basic appreciation for the Star Trek TV series and movies, plus a deep respect...

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Star Trek Phaser Universal Remote Control

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What I want to know is can this 1:1 screen-accurate replica of the phaser Captain James T. Kirk wielded in the 2660s beam me some free HBO and Pay Per View movies of a certain, uh, adult variety? Nyet? Well, can it at...