Schwetty Balls Golf Balls
They say Schwetty Balls golf balls conform to USGA and R&A rules. Ha! For golf ball composition, size, and weight, perhaps. But what about golf etiquette? Ain't no way the Schwetty Balls design and spirit is in compliance with the standards of the most highfalutin sport on earth.
Especially not in their best color, blue.
In lieu of sperm-churning organs, Schwetty Balls have titanium mix cores, which, also in contrast to testicular balls, will hopefully help you use them to shoot something well under par. The balls arrive marked as "Schwetty L" and "Schwetty R", and come with a scrotal dimple count of 396.
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