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Strong Arm Maneki-Neko Good Luck Cat

$69.99 - $118.99 Amazon »

What does this Maneki-Neko lucky cat statue with one extra-ripped arm - the waving arm, of course - say? Welcome to the gun show, of course. Either that or, Wait, I was supposed to take those injections in both arms?...

Astrosex: Have the Best Sex According to Your Star Sign

$11.14 - $15.14 Amazon »

I have so many sexy questions about The Astrosex Series. The first one is obvious: do I want to have the best sex according to my star sign? Well I'm no president of the Astrology Fan Club, but if by "best sex" Astrosex...

Frank Lloyd Wright Kirigami Paper Models

$17.99 Amazon »

This collection of Frank Lloyd Wright kirigami paper models includes templates for 14 of the architect's masterpieces, ranging from Fallingwater to the National Life Insurance Building. If you try your hand at one, think...

Tasty Adulting: All Your Faves, All Grown Up Cookbook

$11.99 Amazon »

Tasty Adulting. No, it has nothing to do with dating apps or hookups, DMs or dick pics. It's a cookbook with recipes tailored to young cooks, maybe a housewarming gift for recent graduates who just moved into the first...

Escapist ABCs Alphabet Flashcards

$9.20 Amazon »

"Escapist." That's an interesting word choice for your Escapist ABCs Alphabet Flashcards, Knock Knock. Is it perhaps a euphemism? For loaf. Liar. Lush. Lecher. All-around sLeazeball? The 26-strong stack kicks off with...

Tangle NightBall Glow in the Dark LED Football

$26.99 Amazon »

The Tangle NightBall glow in the dark LED football reminds me of the fireflies I used to catch as a kid. Except, unlike the fireflies, the NightBall wants to be caught. In fact, if it's flying at my face and I don't catch...

Dragon Scale Gauntlets

$600 Etsy »

Who on earth needs a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets? No wait, let me rephrase that: who on earth doesn't need a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets? Especially a pair of Dragon Scale Gauntlets so striking. So detailed, and...3D...

What Should I Watch? Streaming Service Decider Dice

$18.99 Etsy »

At the top of the list of first world problems: stress and anxiety over what, out of thousands and thousands of options across Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video, HBO, Apple TV*, Disney+, and dozens and dozens of other streaming...

All-White Rubik's Cube

Always white, always white, always white! But. Sometimes the All-White Rubik's Cube turns up a furry Wampa white, and sometimes it's a leathery Air Force 1 White...

Personalized LEGO Minifigure

$36.21 Etsy »

LEGO my head! Your personalized LEGO minifigure awaits, at least from the neck up, courtesy of your submitted photos and Funky 3D Faces' 3D printing skills. The Etsy shop will transform any man, woman, or child submitted...

Gel Blaster - Bursting-Gel-Ball-Shooting Toy Blaster

$59.99 Amazon »

Its makers say the Gel Blaster, a toy blaster that shoots eco-friendly, water-filled gel balls, is fun for ages 12 and up. With an emphasis, if the above photo is any indication, on the and up...

World's Smallest Operation Game

$7.99 Amazon »

Because the game Operation isn't hard and stressful enough, and because life in general isn't hard and stressful enough right now, the World's Smallest brand has decided a World's Smallest Operation game that shrinks...

Coronavirus Pinata

$45 Etsy »

I feel like Summer 2021 will be the Summer of COVID Vaccine Parties. Eclipsing graduation parties, 4th of July parties, and White Parties combined. And one festive way to celebrate your COVID shot, in addition to convening...

3D Printed Articulating Octopus

$29.22 - $32.14 Etsy »

What is the 3D printed articulating octopus? Is it desktop decor? An action figure? A fidget toy? A therapy animal? Hey, I hope it's that last one for people - then the rest of us won't have to worry about at least one...

Pick 'N Peel Stones for Anxiety Relief

$9.99 - $27.99 Etsy »

Give your cuticles, dry skin, scabs, and nose holes a break. Pick 'N Peel Stones will provide the same type of release for your anxiety and antsiness without making you bleed or leaving a scar. Some of you pickers may...

The Book: Ultimate Guide to Rebuilding a Civilization

$94 indiegogo »

Creator Timur Kadyrov believes there is no other book out there like his book. The Book. He and his team call their encyclopedic how-to The Ultimate Guide To Rebuilding A Civilization, and within its 400+ pages of (some)...

Pongo Portable Ping-Pong Set

$48.97 Amazon »

Ping-pong on the go? The sentiment collapses way down to Pongo, just like the portable table tennis set itself. Pongo's net, paddles, and white whacking balls retract and condense into a 7" x 7" x 6" pouch for transport...

Cash Pizza Money-Filled Gift Box

If you thought you liked doughy pizza before, just wait 'til someone sends you a pepperoni pie made entirely of cash. This pizza is money!...

Flashing LED Bobo Balloons

Sold Out Amazon »

Bobo Gadget Balloons! Bobo Balloons are transparent, helium-ready pieces of party decor from Neo LOONS, and these Bobo Balloons light up the festivities even further with 13' of flashing LEDs included to line their bubbles...

Wine Folly: Magnum Edition: The Master Guide

$16.54 Amazon »

Wine Folly's Magnum Edition: The Master Guide to wine knowledge is for the wine obsessed and the wine curious alike. It's for the wine geeks who are eager to distinguish between Medium Straw and Medium Yellow whites...

C is for Chafing

$10.16 Amazon »

I haven't read C is for Chafing, but based on the cover, illustrator Eric Cash deserves all the credit for its success as a parody alphabet book for runners and their kids. Look at the face on that cover child! He nailed...

Carbon Fiber Stormtrooper Helmet

$850 - $950 Etsy »

A Carbon Fiber Stormtrooper Helmet? Yes, please. Every carbon fiber of my being wants one. Made by Keith Robinson of Carbon Art Co., each Carbon Fiber Stormtrooper - Death Trooper might be more fitting - Helmet is a one-of-a-kind...

Quantum Physics for Babies Board Book Set

$35.96 Amazon »

Quantum physics, is that what babies are into these days? Sheez, in that case, I'm even more relieved I decided not to have any. Last thing I need is to get intellectually dunked on by an infant. It was hard enough to...

WD_Black P10 External Game Drive

$64.99 - $129.99 Amazon »

WD_Black P10 External Game Drive is for all ye space hogs, sheet-stealers, and more-is-more kinda kids out there. Compatible with Playstation, Xbox, and PC gaming consoles, the WD_Black P10 provides between 1TB and 5TB...