What better to test out your Ghostbusters Proton Backpack and Ghost Trap replicas on than a Life-Size Slimer? The wall-mounted, ecto-green spectacle even thrusts forth in 3D, though thankfully artist Jeff Teo cast him in rigid silicone rubber instead of oozy paranormal bodily fluids. The Slimer up for grabs stands 28" wide x 40" high x 10" deep, and is number 4 of a 45-piece signed and numbered edition. He will eat anything in your house that isn't nailed down or on fire. Also, his rubber has a mere 6mm thickness, but is fairly dense and durable at 11 pounds. To ensure you'll at least break a sweat during battle before reeling in the punk ass phantasm o' dripping ectoplasm for crossing the line and consuming your entire Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Cake.
Note that while the Slimer's rubber medium is naturally green, custom painting and finishing are not included in the $399 price tag. Teo will do this for an additional $80.