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Levitating DeLorean

By: on April 30, 2017
$388.22
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I used to pick up ladies by telling them I drove a DeLorean. It's how I met my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power. I went up to her at a party, ready to drop my pickup line, when she turned to me and said, Before you say to me whatever you're going to say to me I should let you know I only date guys who drive DeLoreans. We were meant to be.

Now, instead of using the DeLorean brand to pick up girls, I use the Kids Logic magnetic base to pick up DeLoreans. Nice segue, 'eh? This DeLorean model is based on the Back to the Future Part II time machine, and lights up with 10 LEDs across the body when activated. Sit it on your desktop and the car will hover a few inches above its repellent base, but likely will not flux capacitate you to 2015 (i.e., the past that was once the future) to spy on your doppelganger kid or make millions on the horsey races.

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The New Erotic Photography (NSFW)

$13.49 from Amazon »

If they consider "new erotic photography" to mean putting baby bottle nipples on a lady's nipples, then I'm...I'm...I'm OK with that. I mean, it seems a little redundant, and maybe wouldn't have been the first path I...

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Cloud Levitating Sofa

Though only a concept product--and one that debuted a few years ago--the Cloud Levitating Sofa remains maybe the coolest idea for and aesthetic execution of a couch ever. So I was thinking maybe one of you entrepreneurial...

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Goth Angel Fantasy Figurines

Discontinued

I'm not really into dolls or fairies...anymore...but if someone wants to commission me one of Shadowsculpt's goth angel fantasy figurines, let's just say I'm not going to regift it along with the label maker from Elaine....

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Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware

$139 - $249 from Levitating CUP »

We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling an

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Turner's Cube in a Cube in a Cube

$19.88 from Amazon »

Turner's Cube is a cube...cubed. It's 1.57"-cubed volume contains a smaller cube nested inside, and then an even smaller cube nested inside that. In addition to a creating some neat desktop optics, the Turner's Cube also...

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Star Wars Death Star Levitating Speaker

$192 from The Fowndry »

The Death Star Levitating Speaker doesn't so much pose the question of how hard you'll rock out while listening to it as it does the more philosophical question of how hard occupants of the Death Star rocked out while...

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Tungsten Sphere

$249 from Amazon »

I'd call the Tungsten Sphere a desktop toy, but given its high density--at just about 2" in diameter the sphere weighs over 3 pounds--I'm not sure how much fiddling or stress-relieving palm rolls you'll be able to do...

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Zero Gravity Recliner

Sold Out from Amazon »

Varier's Gravity balans may not be new, but it remains Zero Gravity Recliner 1.0. The Original. Like Sean Connery as Bond. Like the Swedish version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Like Shannen Dougherty in 90210....

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Bat Levitating Mouse

Bat, a levitating wireless computer mouse, is currently in the research and testing phases for use in preventing and treating carpal tunnel syndrome, a median nerve dysfunction to which many mouse manipulators are susceptible....

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Flux Capacitor USB Car Charger

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

ThinkGeek should just pretend it's April Fool's Day any time they have an idea for a product and want to test out its potential for success on a focus group of, like, half a million people. The Flux Capacitor USB Car...

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STORY Levitating Timepiece

$399 - $499 from FLYTE »

Remember FLYTE the levitating lightbulb? Its creators have expanded their free-floating repertoire from Edison to Einstein with this levitating timepiece. STORY is a magnet-guided metal ball that rotates around a wooden...

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Seinfeld Set Replica

$399.99 - $499.99 from Seinfeld Set Replica »

Better put away those lobster-crushing man hands before you handle this forthcoming Seinfeld Set Replica. At 16-1/2" wide x 11-1/2" deep x 6-1/2" high, Jerry's miniaturized apartment contains over 100 hand crafted, authentically...