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Zing Air Storm Fire Tek Bow

By: on August 21, 2016
  • Zing Air Storm Fire Tek Bow
  • Zing Air Storm Fire Tek Bow
  • Zing Air Storm Fire Tek Bow
  • Zing Air Storm Fire Tek Bow
$29.99
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It might not be a sneak attack given how much bigger, brighter, and glowier in the dark Zing's Air Storm Fire Tek Bow is than Hog Wild's cotton swab-firing Micro Blaster X-Bow, but I bet I'd get just as much satisfaction out of nailing my friend Cornelius in the head with an LED foam arrow as I would pelting him in the ear with a Q-Tip.

Note: I do not condone children using either projectile to nail or pelt one another. At least not above the neck.

The Fire Tek set includes a light-up bow and 3 Zonic Whistle glowing arrows. Fire power is up to 125'. This listing is for the green bow and arrows. You can also get them in red here.

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