Zing Air Storm Fire Tek Bow
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- Zing Air Storm Z Tek Bow - $19.99
- Q-Tip Firing Gun - $9.95
- Zing Toys FireTek Bow Refill Arrows - $17.93
- Zing Sky Gliderz - $13.23
- Zing Sky Ripperz - $11.69
It might not be a sneak attack given how much bigger, brighter, and glowier in the dark Zing's Air Storm Fire Tek Bow is than Hog Wild's cotton swab-firing Micro Blaster X-Bow, but I bet I'd get just as much satisfaction out of nailing my friend Cornelius in the head with an LED foam arrow as I would pelting him in the ear with a Q-Tip.
Note: I do not condone children using either projectile to nail or pelt one another. At least not above the neck.
The Fire Tek set includes a light-up bow and 3 Zonic Whistle glowing arrows. Fire power is up to 125'. This listing is for the green bow and arrows. You can also get them in red here.
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