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Imploding Kittens - Exploding Kittens 1st Expansion

By: on October 13, 2016
$14.99
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You've been dodging Exploding Kittens for quite a while now, so the people who wire them have decided to give you a new challenge: dodge more exploding kittens with a 20-card-strong expansion pack, and add a 6th player, courtesy of an Imploding Kitten, to your feline-coated game of Russian Roulette.

Imploding Kittens includes 20 new Oatmeal-illustrated cards that are compatible with your existing Exploding Kittens deck (Imploding Kittens is not a standalone game.) In addition to the super sweet addition of a kitten in the midst of a violent inward explosion, the expansion set includes "a super secret surprise" with each purchase.

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem that this first Exploding Kittens expansion back is as dirty as the game's NSFW edition, but if you want new stuff so bad you're even willing to keep it PG, the new cards will incorporate into either version of the Exploding Kittens game.

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iNyx - Self-Contained-Bedroom Bed

$9,999 from iNyx »

January 2017 Update: iNyx has now developed its own website. At printing, the online ordering system linked to an iNyx IndieGoGo crowdfunding page here....

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Cute Ass Animals Underwear

$35 - $56 from Etsy »

Etsy vendor Nichola's Knickerockers, underwear with adorable animal faces strategically sewn across one of my favorite places on earth, are pricey. But to all ladies who often get mistaken for Victoria's Secret models...

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The Pop-up Book of Sex (NSFW)

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It's a good thing The Pop-up Book of Sex came to us (hard, I hear) over 10 years ago because the decade in between gave YouTubers plenty of time to put together a detailed video flip-through of every single one of the...

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The Ripple Rug Cat Play Mat

$46 from Amazon »

With the Ripple Rug, when your cat gives you that look like, "Yeah, I just rolled in and scratched up and disheveled your shit. What're you gonna do about it, son?" you can just shrug and tell him, "Not a thing, Zanzibar....

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Boob Cube

$9.50 from Amazon »

The Boob Cube is for idiots. And for geniuses. And for idiots who want to convince people they're really geniuses. And for geniuses you want to make feel like idiots. So, yeah, pretty much an ideal gift for any person...

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Rusticity Wood Balancing Game

Sold Out from Amazon »

"Sure, Squirt, we can read Goodnight Moon. Just as soon as you get these wooden pegs aligned and balanced perfectly on this rocking moon disc! No, not just a couple - all of them! If you're going to be a surgeon and fund...

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Anonymously Send Sh*t

Discontinued

If you know a lot of assholes, you know what it's like to deal with their shit. Now, it's time to return the favor. ShitSenders.com enables the shat upon to send steaming piles of Don't get mad, get even to inconsiderate...

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The PuttSkee - Skee Ball Golf

$499 from Amazon »

And the PuttSkee skee ball-golf hybrid even folds up into an oversized luggage / encyclopedia salesman-style rolling crate so you can hold tournaments next to the keg on Fridays at the office, turn it into a drinking...

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Contropiede Transparent Foosball Table

$16,100 from YLiving »

I wonder if the Contropiede Foosball Table's removal of color and opacity will make it easier or harder to keep my eye on the ball. (So I don't screw the game up for all the other kids who are trying to develop their...

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Porn: The Game!

$19.99 from Porn the Game »

One time I read a book willingly and it was called The Average American Male. The entirety of its plot basically consisted of the narrator thinking about what it would be like to have dirty sex with every woman he saw...

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Delectables SqueezeUps - Go-Gurt for Cats

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I can has creamy tuna Go-Gurt? Yes, cats of the world, thanks to Delectables SqueezeUps, you can. Fire up your tongue and mind your claws because this is how this treat session's gonna go: I hold and squeeze, you lick...