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The Force Awakens Voice-Changing Masks

By: on October 01, 2015
$67.34 - $83.80
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The Star Wars: The Force Awakens Halloween costumes are rolling in for the kids! And by kids, I mean me. I'll take two enforcer of the First Order voice-changing masks, version Stormtrooper for myself, and Captain Phasma for my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power (yes, even She-Ra dresses up for Halloween). The molded plastic shrouded helmets have adjustable straps, and should fit little and big melons alike. The addition of 3 x AAA batteries (included) will enable wearers either to speak in the voice of their favorite Dark Side villain, or press a button and let the masks themselves play a few First Order phrases.

The Force Awakens voice-changing masks are available in Kylo Ren, First Order Stormtrooper, and Captain Phasma versions. They measure approximately 10-1/2" high x 10" wide x 8-1/2" deep.

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