Welcome to my couch. It's a privilege to be your host for the evening. Please sign in here so I'll have a record of your attendance...other than the ass print you'll leave behind...in the coming years. Can I get you anything? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I mentioned it was BYOB...and B some for me too. Burgers? Pizza? Uh...how about some...dill pickles? Yes, of course we can watch Season 1 of Dexter.
You brought it didn't you?
Guest Book: Couch is a Knock Knock production that requests your sofa invitees "sign in as they sink in." In addition to their name, date, and length of stay, Couch asks its visitors to help make memories by also recording who else was in attendance on the couch, the name of the candy which best describes those people, whether or not they searched between the cushions for change, and the activities performed during their stay. Additional Couch Thoughts are also encouraged. Come on, you gotta leave something behind for posterior-ity.