Transformers: The Covenant of Primus

By: on February 06, 2014
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Star Wars gets an entire series of transforming vaults revealing the histories and dogmas of its most famous characters, so it only makes sense that a legendary hero with an equally illustrious past--plus the actual ability to transform himself--should get a similar tome. The Covenant of Primus, a gift to humans from Alpha Trion, demystifies and details an Autobot and Decepticon backstory heretofore unknown. While not a full disclosure of the entire Transformers mythology, here at least one of the ancient Thirteen Primes is unveiled, pored through, turned over...and maybe even turned into your own alien humanoid father figure.

The Covenant of Primus chronicles the saga of Optimus Prime and Megatron--from their origins to the Golden Age of exploration to the great civil war--through previously unseen illustrations of battles, portraits of the Thirteen Primes, and scenes from the Transformers' world.

The Transformers annals arrive encased in an Autobot shield with a 3-part interlocking manual opening system accompanied by 3 Transformers audio effects.

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