Are you the Grand Poobah of politically incorrect? Then I recommend sitting down for a session with Mr. Manners. Not to "fix" yourself into another sociopolitical drone, but to learn how to continue talking trash, playing dirty, taking liberties, and basically doing whatever the hell you want without getting smacked, fired, or tossed in jail. Mr. Manners: Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate is your manual to enjoying the life you deserve. Judgment- and child support-free.
Mr. Manners believes he can teach you "how to cross the line while still being viewed as a gentleman." Topics covered include:
- Smoothly extracting yourself from the "got a girl pregnant" bind without losing your freedom...or your gentleman-like demeanor.
- Remaining straight when you find yourself in the less fortunate threesome scenario of 2 guys, 1 girl.
- Three words: homeopathic STD treatments.
- Dating a prostitute in a way that is both societally acceptable and financially rewarding.
- Having rough sex without accidentally murdering your online date.
I could go on but...I have some reading to do.
According to Mr. Manners, once you master the Proper Etiquette for the Modern Degenerate you'll finally realize you're not "a piece of white trash like the media would have you believe." On the contrary, you are a gentleman!